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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

House

“Horror has found a new home.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A troubled horror writer inherits a house that fills his attempt at solitude with rubbery monsters. Steve Miner treats the uncertainty between supernatural attack and personal collapse as an opportunity for deadpan comedy. The result is a compact blend of domestic embarrassment and practical creature trouble.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The writer's retreat has developed an unusually aggressive editorial department.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

A divorced horror novelist coming to terms with the disappearance of his young son inherits an old mansion home to malevolent supernatural residents.

Released
1985
Directed by
Steve Miner
Running time
92 min

Starring

  • William Katt as Roger Cobb
  • George Wendt as Harold Gorton
  • Richard Moll as Big Ben
  • Kay Lenz as Sandy Sinclair
  • Mary Stavin as Tanya
  • Michael Ensign as Chet Parker
  • Erik Silver as Jimmy
  • Mark Silver as Jimmy

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 11415. Review uses a different release year; the catalogue follows the canonical TMDB release date.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the deadpan handling of monsters interrupting ordinary social situations.

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