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CrapScore 67, Certified Crap

House

“In the heart of a violet forest, an old house awaits young girls.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 67, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A group of schoolfriends visits a house that appears determined to consume both its guests and the conventions of a ghost story. Nobuhiko Obayashi piles animation, colour tricks and theatrical effects onto a simple setup. The deliberate visual play makes the danger feel like a beautifully deranged nightmare.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The haunted house has also eaten the rulebook for making a haunted-house film.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 67

Synopsis and movie facts

Hoping to find a sense of connection to her late mother, Gorgeous takes a trip with her friends to visit her aunt's ancestral house in the countryside. The girls soon discover that there is more to the old house than meets the eye.

Released
1977
Directed by
Nobuhiko Obayashi
Running time
88 min
Original title
ハウス

Starring

  • Kimiko Ikegami as Gorgeous / Gorgeous' Mother
  • Miki Jinbo as Kung Fu
  • Kumiko Ohba as Fantasy
  • Ai Matsubara as Prof
  • Mieko Satoh as Mac
  • Eriko Tanaka as Melody
  • Masayo Miyako as Sweet
  • Yōko Minamida as Auntie Karei Hausu

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 25623.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the many experimental techniques and deliberately wild haunted-house imagery.

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