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CrapScore 74, Premium Crap

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

“They charge an arm and a leg!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 74, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A private detective's missing-person case leads to a cult with a remarkable enthusiasm for chainsaws. Fred Olen Ray's knowingly lurid horror comedy makes its promise right on the box, then delivers deadpan sleaze and theatrical splatter.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The cult's equipment budget is entirely power tools.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 74

Synopsis and movie facts

Los Angeles private eye Jack Chandler is hired by a worried mother to find her missing runaway daughter, Samantha. As Chandler searches for her whereabouts, he uncovers an evil cult that worships an Egyptian god, whose followers commit human sacrifices with chainsaws to appease their deity. He soon learns that Samantha has revenge in store for the cult leader and his bevy of blood-thirsty, chainsaw-wielding hookers.

Released
1988
Directed by
Fred Olen Ray
Running time
75 min

Starring

  • Gunnar Hansen as The Stranger
  • Linnea Quigley as Samantha
  • John Henry Richardson as Jack Chandler
  • Dawn Wildsmith as Lori
  • Michelle Bauer as Mercedes
  • Dennis T. Mooney as Harrison
  • Fox Harris as Hermie
  • Esther Elise as Lisa

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