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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap

Hired to Kill

“No man on earth could get him out of prison alive. Seven women did.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Mercenaries infiltrate a dictatorship by pretending to be a fashion team, a cover story that deserves its own emergency meeting. Oliver Reed supplies the facial hair and Brian Thompson supplies the muscle; enjoy the ridiculous setup, but expect stretches of sluggish espionage.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
4/10
  • “International diplomacy, now available in swimwear.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56

Synopsis and movie facts

A fashion photographer and seven models travel to a South American island fortress, ostensibly to do a fashion shoot. In reality, the photographer is a mercenary and their job is to free an imprisoned rebel leader

Released
1990
Directed by
Nico Mastorakis
Running time
96 min

Starring

  • Brian Thompson as Frank Ryan
  • Oliver Reed as Michael Bartos
  • George Kennedy as Thomas
  • José Ferrer as Rallis
  • Michelle Moffett as Ana
  • Barbara Niven as Sheila
  • Penelope Reed as Katrina
  • Jordana Capra as Joanna

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