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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

Heavy Metal

“A step beyond science fiction.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A sinister orb links animated tales of warriors, spaceships, sex and extremely poor judgment. The anthology keeps changing its visual and musical flavour, sometimes more coherently than it changes stories. An adult cult-animation night for viewers happy to let the next bizarre image do the explaining.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “An illustrated record collection with a dangerous interest in space fantasy.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

The embodiment of ultimate evil, a glowing orb terrorizes a young girl with bizarre stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.

Released
1981
Directed by
Gerald Potterton
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Rodger Bumpass as Hanover Fiste / Dr. Anrak (voice)
  • John Candy as Desk Sergeant / Dan / Den / Robot (voice)
  • Jackie Burroughs as Katherine (voice)
  • Joe Flaherty as Lawyer / General (voice)
  • Don Francks as Grimaldi / Co-Pilot / Barbarian (voice)
  • Marilyn Lightstone as Whore / Queen (voice)
  • Eugene Levy as Sternn / Male Reporter / Edsel (voice)
  • Harold Ramis as Zeke (voice)

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 11827.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the barbarian segment's comic voice mismatch and notes striking but incoherent space imagery.

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