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CrapScore 43, Certified Crap

Heartbeeps

“Meet a modern nuclear family unlike any other.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 43, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Two domestic robots fall in love and leave their assigned roles behind. The makeup has considerable craft, but the gentle mechanical romance and faltering jokes make this notorious science-fiction comedy an endurance pick rather than an instant crowd-pleaser.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
6/10
Effects
2/10
Dialogue
5/10
Rewatchability
2.5/10
  • “The romance is running on battery-saving mode.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 43

Synopsis and movie facts

Two domestic robots fall in love and run off together.

Released
1981
Directed by
Allan Arkush
Running time
78 min

Starring

  • Andy Kaufman as Val
  • Bernadette Peters as Aqua
  • Randy Quaid as Charlie
  • Kenneth McMillan as Max
  • Christopher Guest as Calvin
  • Melanie Mayron as Susan
  • Richard B. Shull as Factory Boss
  • Dick Miller as Factory Watchman

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