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CrapScore 65, Certified Crap

Have Rocket, Will Travel

“Hilarious mixture of missiles and mirth!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 65, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
The Three Stooges accidentally take their maintenance work to Venus, where an alien computer and assorted creatures provide new opportunities for bodily indignity. The slapstick is familiar; the talking unicorn and evil duplicates make the interplanetary job description considerably stranger.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “Space exploration conducted with the usual total disregard for personal injury.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 65

Synopsis and movie facts

The Stooges are janitors working at a space center who accidentally blast off to Venus. They encounter a talking unicorn, a giant fire breathing tarantula, and an alien computer who has destroyed all human life on the planet and creates three evil duplicates of the Stooges. When the boys return home triumphant, they are given a hero's welcome.

Released
1959
Directed by
David Lowell Rich
Running time
76 min

Starring

  • Moe Howard as Moe
  • Larry Fine as Larry
  • Joe DeRita as Curley-Joe
  • Jerome Cowan as J.P. Morse
  • Anna-Lisa as Dr. Ingrid Naarveg
  • Robert Colbert as Dr. Ted Benson
  • Don Lamond as Venusian Robot

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 29741.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review emphasises the physical slapstick; TMDB details the Venus creatures and duplicate Stooges.

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