CrapScore 91, Crapmaster Classic
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
“Pay the price for paradise!”
Crapmaster Classic. CrapScore 91, rated by 1 admin.
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Drug smugglers, undercover operatives and a dangerous snake share a Hawaiian action plot with spectacularly poor impulse control. Wooden exchanges keep giving way to outlandish stunts, as though every scene has been challenged to outdo the last.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 8.5/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 9/10
- Dialogue
- 9/10
- Rewatchability
- 10/10
“A tropical holiday with a weapons budget and a deeply unreasonable snake.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 91
Synopsis and movie facts
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
- Released
- 1987
- Directed by
- Andy Sidaris
- Running time
- 96 min
Starring
- Ronn Moss as Rowdy Abilene
- Dona Speir as Donna Hamilton
- Hope Marie Carlton as Taryn
- Harold Diamond as Jade
- Rodrigo Obregón as Seth Romero
- Cynthia Brimhall as Edy Stark
- Patty Duffek as Pattycakes
- Wolf Larson as J.J. Jackson
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