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CrapScore 91, Crapmaster Classic

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

“Pay the price for paradise!”

Crapmaster Classic. CrapScore 91, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Drug smugglers, undercover operatives and a dangerous snake share a Hawaiian action plot with spectacularly poor impulse control. Wooden exchanges keep giving way to outlandish stunts, as though every scene has been challenged to outdo the last.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
9/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
10/10
  • “A tropical holiday with a weapons budget and a deeply unreasonable snake.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 91

Synopsis and movie facts

A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.

Released
1987
Directed by
Andy Sidaris
Running time
96 min

Starring

  • Ronn Moss as Rowdy Abilene
  • Dona Speir as Donna Hamilton
  • Hope Marie Carlton as Taryn
  • Harold Diamond as Jade
  • Rodrigo Obregón as Seth Romero
  • Cynthia Brimhall as Edy Stark
  • Patty Duffek as Pattycakes
  • Wolf Larson as J.J. Jackson

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