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CrapScore 82, Premium Crap

Hard Rock Zombies

“They came from the grave to Rock n' Rave and misbehave.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 82, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A rock band's small-town booking becomes a supernatural disaster involving an astonishing assortment of villains. The musicians eventually return from the dead, but the film has already wandered far beyond any sensible gig contract.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
10/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The band's rider should have specified no undead chaos.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 82

Synopsis and movie facts

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

Released
1985
Directed by
Krishna Shah
Running time
98 min

Starring

  • E.J. Curse as Jessie (as E.J. Curcio)
  • Geno Andrews
  • Sam Mann as Bobby
  • Mick McMains as (as Mick Manz)
  • Lisa Toothman as Elsa
  • Jennifer Coe as Cassie
  • Ted Wells as Ron
  • Jack Bliesener as Hitler

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