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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

Ghosts of Mars

“Terror is the same on any planet.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A police transport mission on Mars turns into a siege by colonists possessed by ancient spirits. The film combines science fiction, westerns and heavy-metal horror with absolute commitment, even when its layered flashbacks seem more interested in circling the story than advancing it.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “Mars has declined the request for a peaceful prisoner transfer.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

In 2176, a Martian police unit is sent to pick up a highly dangerous criminal at a remote mining post. Upon arrival, the cops find the post deserted and something far more dangerous than any criminal — the original inhabitants of Mars, hellbent on getting their planet back.

Released
2001
Directed by
John Carpenter
Running time
98 min

Starring

  • Natasha Henstridge as Lt. Melanie Ballard
  • Ice Cube as James 'Desolation' Williams
  • Jason Statham as Sgt. Jericho Butler
  • Clea DuVall as Bashira Kincaid
  • Pam Grier as Commander Helena Braddock
  • Joanna Cassidy as Dr. Arlene Whitlock
  • Richard Cetrone as Big Daddy Mars
  • Rosemary Forsyth as Inquisitor

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