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CrapScore 67, Certified Crap

Ghosthouse

“We dare you to go inside...”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 67, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A strange radio transmission draws young investigators to a house with a murderous history and an unsettling clown doll. Umberto Lenzi connects the supernatural clues just tightly enough to move between elaborate deaths. A grimy Italian haunted-house ride for viewers who value alarming images over tidy explanations.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The radio reception is terrible, but the haunting comes through clearly.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 67

Synopsis and movie facts

A group of unlikely companions receive a radio call leading to a deserted house with a grisly past.

Released
1988
Directed by
Umberto Lenzi
Running time
95 min
Original title
La casa 3

Starring

  • Lara Wendel as Martha
  • Greg Rhodes as Paul Rogers
  • Wanja Mary Sellers as Susan
  • Ron Houck as Mark
  • Martin Jay as Jim
  • Kate Silver as Tina
  • Donald O'Brien as Valkos
  • Robert Champagne as Mortician

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 30997.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the Poltergeist influence and a minimal plot stretched between elaborate gore sequences.

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