
Fresh Meat
“A tasty comedy.”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.
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Criminals take a middle-class Maori family hostage and discover that their captives have unusual appetites. The New Zealand black comedy keeps reversing who should be afraid of whom. Cartoon violence and a deliberately dysfunctional household make the siege an increasingly messy negotiation.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 4.5/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 4.5/10
- Dialogue
- 7.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“The hostage-takers have selected a family with unexpected dinner plans.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66
Synopsis and movie facts
A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Māori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.
- Released
- 2012
- Directed by
- Danny Mulheron
- Running time
- 91 min
Starring
- Temuera Morrison as Hemi Crane
- Nicola Kawana as Margaret Crane
- Hannah Tevita as Rina
- Kahn West as Glenn Crane
- Kate Elliott as Gigi
- Will Robertson as Shaun Armstrong
- James Ashcroft as Katene
- Jack Sergent-Shadbolt as Johnny Ronce
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 140403.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review highlights the comic-book style and exaggerated violence, particularly the kitchen confrontation.
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