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CrapScore 66, Certified Crap

Fresh Meat

“A tasty comedy.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Criminals take a middle-class Maori family hostage and discover that their captives have unusual appetites. The New Zealand black comedy keeps reversing who should be afraid of whom. Cartoon violence and a deliberately dysfunctional household make the siege an increasingly messy negotiation.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The hostage-takers have selected a family with unexpected dinner plans.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66

Synopsis and movie facts

A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Māori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.

Released
2012
Directed by
Danny Mulheron
Running time
91 min

Starring

  • Temuera Morrison as Hemi Crane
  • Nicola Kawana as Margaret Crane
  • Hannah Tevita as Rina
  • Kahn West as Glenn Crane
  • Kate Elliott as Gigi
  • Will Robertson as Shaun Armstrong
  • James Ashcroft as Katene
  • Jack Sergent-Shadbolt as Johnny Ronce

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 140403.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review highlights the comic-book style and exaggerated violence, particularly the kitchen confrontation.

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