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CrapScore 72, Premium Crap

Freaked

“Butt ugly. But funny.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 72, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A vain celebrity visits a freak show and becomes part of the stock. Grotesque makeup, relentless visual jokes and Randy Quaid at full volume turn the place into a very busy cartoon. The gags are wildly uneven, but there is usually another absurd creature waiting around the corner.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “Celebrity endorsement has developed irreversible side effects.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist.

Released
1993
Directed by
Alex Winter
Running time
80 min

Starring

  • Alex Winter as Ricky Coogan
  • Michael Stoyanov as Ernie
  • William Sadler as Dick Brian
  • Megan Ward as Julie
  • Mr. T as The Bearded Lady
  • Brooke Shields as Skye Daley
  • Alex Zuckerman as Stuey Gluck
  • Ray Baker as Bill Blazer

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Freaked (1993), directed by Alex Winter, Tom Stern. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · variety.com

    Variety describes overstated makeup and a barrage of fitfully funny jokes, criticising the uneven pace and thin social commentary. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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