Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders
“Coming to save the universe from a diabolical menace…GALACTIC IMPOTENCE!”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 69, rated by 1 admin.
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Space cheerleaders enlist Flesh Gordon to solve a planetary problem in a deliberately crude science-fiction parody. The handmade spectacle has eccentric energy, but a relentless stream of sex and toilet jokes makes this a very particular late-night selection.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 7/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 6/10
- Dialogue
- 8/10
- Rewatchability
- 4.5/10
“The galaxy has filed a complaint about the script.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 69
Synopsis and movie facts
Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is following behind to try to keep him out of trouble, but soon finds herself kidnapped by Evil Presence's henchman who has plans of his own. Can Flesh get the men of this planet standing tall once again?
- Released
- 1990
- Directed by
- Howard Ziehm
- Running time
- 98 min
Starring
- Vince Murdocco as Flesh Gordon
- Robyn Kelly as Dale Ardor
- Tony Travis as Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
- William Dennis Hunt as Evil Presence
- Morgan Fox as Robunda Hooters
- Bruce Scott as Master Bator
- Maureen Webb as Queen Frigid
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