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CrapScore 65, Certified Crap

Flesh Gordon

“The Space Age Sex Spoof that is out of this World!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 65, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Earth is hit by a ray that makes everyone terribly distracted, so Flesh heads into space to put a stop to it. The bawdy Flash Gordon spoof has inventive stop-motion creatures worth admiring. The jokes are less sophisticated; expect the innuendo to stay on duty for the entire voyage.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
2/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “The space serial has discovered the adults-only aisle.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 65

Synopsis and movie facts

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

Released
1974
Directed by
Howard Ziehm
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Jason Williams as Flesh Gordon
  • Suzanne Fields as Dale Ardor
  • Joseph Hudgins as Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
  • William Dennis Hunt as Emperor Wang the Perverted
  • Candy Samples as Chief Nellie
  • Mycle Brandy as Prince Precious
  • Steve Grumette as Priest
  • Nora Wieternik as Queen Amora

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