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CrapScore 72, Premium Crap

Flash Gordon

“Pathetic earthlings...who can save you now?”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 72, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An American football player lands on Mongo and takes on an emperor in a galaxy of lavish colour. This is deliberate, lovingly oversized camp: the costumes, theatrical performances and Queen soundtrack make it a party favourite without pretending the craft is incompetent.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
2/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
9/10
  • “Interplanetary diplomacy now involves an American football player.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

A football player and his mates travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth.

Released
1980
Directed by
Mike Hodges
Running time
111 min

Starring

  • Sam J. Jones as Flash Gordon
  • Melody Anderson as Dale Arden
  • Max von Sydow as The Emperor Ming
  • Chaim Topol as Dr. Hans Zarkov
  • Ornella Muti as Princess Aura
  • Timothy Dalton as Prince Barin
  • Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan
  • Peter Wyngarde as Klytus

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