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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap

Fido

“Good dead are hard to find”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A boy's best friend is the family's domesticated zombie, which makes neighbour relations more complicated than usual. This deliberate suburban satire wraps cannibalism in polished fifties manners. It is gentler and less savage than its premise suggests, with handsome design doing much of the comic work.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4.5/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
2.5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “Good fences make good neighbours. Zombie collars help too.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56

Synopsis and movie facts

Timmy Robinson's best friend in the whole wide world is a six-foot tall rotting zombie named Fido. But when Fido eats the next-door neighbor, Mom and Dad hit the roof, and Timmy has to go to the ends of the earth to keep Fido a part of the family. A boy-and-his-dog movie for grown ups, "Fido" will rip your heart out.

Released
2006
Directed by
Andrew Currie
Running time
92 min

Starring

  • Billy Connolly as Fido
  • Carrie-Anne Moss as Helen Robinson
  • Dylan Baker as Bill Robinson
  • Kesun Loder as Timmy Robinson
  • Henry Czerny as Jonathan Bottoms
  • Tim Blake Nelson as Mr. Theopolis
  • Sonja Bennett as Tammy
  • Alexia Fast as Cindy Bottoms

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Fido (2006), directed by Andrew Currie. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · variety.com

    Variety finds it brightly designed and steadily amusing but too tame and familiar to fulfil all of its satirical potential. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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