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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

Feast

“They're hungry. You're dinner.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A bar full of strangers becomes a monster buffet in a horror comedy that delights in wrecking its own character introductions. The gore and nasty jokes are intentional; this is a rowdy option for friends who like their genre rules broken loudly.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The character introductions have very short warranties.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

When a motley crew of strangers find themselves trapped in an isolated tavern, they must band together in a battle for survival against a family of flesh-hungry creatures.

Released
2005
Directed by
John Gulager
Running time
87 min

Starring

  • Navi Rawat as Heroine
  • Balthazar Getty as Bozo
  • Jenny Wade as Honey Pie
  • Henry Rollins as Coach
  • Duane Whitaker as Boss Man
  • Judah Friedlander as Beer Guy
  • Jason Mewes as Edgy Cat
  • Krista Allen as Tuffy

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