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CrapScore 55, Certified Crap

Far Cry

Certified Crap. CrapScore 55, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A boat captain escorts a journalist toward an island military project and finds genetically modified soldiers waiting. The familiar action ingredients and awkward comic detours make this game adaptation more suitable for active riffing than suspenseful silence.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
4.5/10
  • “The island tour has included an unadvertised super-soldier stop.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 55

Synopsis and movie facts

Jack Carver, a former member of the Special Forces takes the journalist Valerie Cardinal to an Island to visit her uncle Max who is working in a Military complex on the Island. As they arrive Valerie gets captured by the minions of Doctor Krüger. After the destruction of his boat Jack finds out about the true purpose of the Facilities on the Island, which is the creation of genetic soldiers.

Released
2008
Directed by
Uwe Boll
Running time
95 min

Starring

  • Til Schweiger as Jack Carver
  • Emmanuelle Vaugier as Valerie Constantin
  • Udo Kier as Dr. Krieger
  • Natalia Avelon as Katia Chernov
  • Don S. Davis as General Roderick
  • Ralf Moeller as Max Cardinal
  • Craig Fairbrass as Jason Parker
  • Michael Paré as Paul Summer

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