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CrapScore 63, Certified Crap

Ernest Saves Christmas

“A Holiday Comedy Unlike Any Other!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 63, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Ernest's taxi-driving day becomes a recruitment mission for Santa's successor. Jim Varney's broad comedy shares the screen with unexpectedly funny collisions between Christmas magic and ordinary bureaucracy. The ending settles into familiar sentiment, but the route there offers a cheerful collection of seasonal mishaps.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
6.5/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “Santa's succession plan has been outsourced to Ernest.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 63

Synopsis and movie facts

When Santa Claus decides to retire and pass on his magic bag of Christmas surprises to a new Saint Nick, he enlists the aid of a hilarious assortment of characters. A perky teen runaway and hapless taxi driver Ernest P. Worrell must convince a skeptical kiddie-show host to take over the post of Father Christmas.

Released
1988
Directed by
John Cherry
Running time
91 min

Starring

  • Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell
  • Oliver Clark as Joe Carruthers
  • Noelle Parker as Harmony
  • Gailard Sartain as Chuck
  • Billie Bird as Mary Morrissey
  • Bill Byrge as Bobby
  • Douglas Seale as Santa
  • Robert Lesser as Marty

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