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CrapScore 58, Certified Crap

Enter the Ninja

“Hired assassins ...human killing machines!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 58, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A newly qualified ninja visits an old friend and discovers a local land dispute has developed an alarming martial arts department. Franco Nero looks wonderfully serious in white, while the melodrama strains to justify another round of hired assassins.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “The property market has become aggressively ninja-based.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 58

Synopsis and movie facts

A newly trained ninja warrior journeys to the Philippines, where he must defend his former war comrade's property against a determined adversary.

Released
1981
Directed by
Menahem Golan
Running time
100 min

Starring

  • Franco Nero as Cole
  • Susan George as Mary Ann
  • Christopher George as Venarius
  • Sho Kosugi as Hasegawa
  • Alex Courtney as Frank
  • Will Hare as Dollars
  • Zachi Noy as The Hook
  • Constantine Gregory as Mr. Parker

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