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CrapScore 75, Premium Crap

Elvira's Haunted Hills

“Evil. Terror. Lust.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 75, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Elvira reaches a Carpathian castle where she resembles the owner's missing wife. Cassandra Peterson turns Roger Corman's Poe cycle into a vehicle for deliberate bad jokes, double meanings and cheerfully exposed budget limits. Richard O'Brien's theatrical anguish gives her an excellent target.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The haunted castle has acquired a guest who refuses to respect its atmosphere.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 75

Synopsis and movie facts

The setting is Carpathia. The year is 1851. When Elvira gets kicked out of an Inn for a slight monetary discrepancy, she is rescued by a local who takes her to stay at the castle in the hills high above the village. The fact that she happens to resemble the count's former "missing" wife opens a can of worms or two.

Released
2002
Directed by
Sam Irvin
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Cassandra Peterson as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
  • Mary Jo Smith as Zou Zou
  • Richard O'Brien as Lord Vladimere Hellsubus
  • Mary Scheer as Lady Ema Hellsubus
  • Scott Atkinson as Dr. Bradley Bradley
  • Heather Hopper as Lady Roxanna Hellsubus
  • Gabi Andronache as Adrian
  • Jerry Jackson as The English Gentleman

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 21597. Review uses a different release year; the catalogue follows the canonical TMDB release date.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the Corman-Poe homages, O'Brien's exaggerated performance and jokes acknowledging cheap effects.

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