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CrapScore 68, Certified Crap

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

“Elvira makes her Big Scream Debut in her Hot New Comedy.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 68, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Elvira arrives in a conservative town to claim an inheritance and immediately disrupts its moral certainty. Cassandra Peterson builds the comedy from innuendo, visual jokes and a heroine who refuses to apologise for herself. The supernatural plot gives her another roomful of disapproving people to outtalk.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
3.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The inheritance comes with a house, a mystery and an entire town to scandalise.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 68

Synopsis and movie facts

Arriving in the small town of Fallwell, Massachusetts to claim her inheritance, horror hostess Elvira receives a less than enthusiastic reception from the conservative locals, including her sinister uncle Vincent.

Released
1988
Directed by
James Signorelli
Running time
96 min

Starring

  • Cassandra Peterson as Elvira / Aunt Morgana Talbot
  • William Morgan Sheppard as Vincent Talbot
  • Daniel Greene as Bob Redding
  • Edie McClurg as Chastity Pariah
  • Susan Kellermann as Patty
  • Jeff Conaway as Travis
  • Ellen Dunning as Robin Meeker
  • Ira Heiden as Bo

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 5680.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review finds the knowingly obvious jokes, innuendo and sight gags entertaining on their own terms.

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