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CrapScore 60, Certified Crap

Eight Legged Freaks

“Let the squashing begin!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 60, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A mining town develops an infestation with a substantially larger leg span than local pest control anticipated. The comic screams and exaggerated arachnid attacks are deliberate, with enough affection for old monster movies to make the giant-spider panic a cheerful communal event.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The town meeting has been postponed due to excessive legs.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 60

Synopsis and movie facts

The residents of a rural mining town discover that an unfortunate chemical spill has caused hundreds of little spiders to mutate overnight to the size of SUVs. It's then up to mining engineer Chris McCormack and Sheriff Sam Parker to mobilize an eclectic group of townspeople, including the Sheriff's young son, Mike, her daughter, Ashley, and paranoid radio announcer Harlan, into battle against the bloodthirsty eight-legged beasts.

Released
2002
Directed by
Ellory Elkayem
Running time
99 min

Starring

  • David Arquette as Chris McCormick
  • Kari Wührer as Samantha Parker
  • Doug E. Doug as Harlan Griffith
  • Scarlett Johansson as Ashley Parker
  • Rick Overton as Pete Willis
  • Matt Czuchry as Bret
  • Riley Smith as Randy
  • Leon Rippy as Wade

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