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CrapScore 51, Certified Crap

Doom

“No one gets out alive.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 51, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Space marines stalk a dark research facility until the film briefly remembers it came from a first-person shooter. The late viewpoint sequence is the main event; getting there means corridor patrols, monster genetics and an awful lot of military growling.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
6/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
5.5/10
  • “Please remain in the corridor until gameplay begins.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 51

Synopsis and movie facts

A team of space marines known as the Rapid Response Tactical Squad, led by Sarge, is sent to a science facility on Mars after somebody reports a security breach. There, they learn that the alert came after a test subject, a mass murderer purposefully injected with alien DNA, broke free and began killing people. Dr. Grimm, who is related to team member Reaper, informs them all that the chromosome can mutate humans into monsters -- and is highly infectious.

Released
2005
Directed by
Andrzej Bartkowiak
Running time
105 min

Starring

  • Dwayne Johnson as Sarge
  • Karl Urban as John "Reaper" Grimm
  • Rosamund Pike as Samantha Grimm
  • Deobia Oparei as Destroyer
  • Razaaq Adoti as Duke
  • Al Weaver as The Kid
  • Ben Daniels as Goat
  • Richard Brake as Portman

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