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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap
Don't Open Till Christmas
“The gift of terror just won't wait!”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.
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Somebody is murdering people dressed as Father Christmas around London, making seasonal employment unusually hazardous. The sleazy detours and uneven investigation provide grimy rental-shelf fascination, although the disjointed story is more exhausting than the killer's busy schedule.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 7/10
- Plot
- 7/10
- Effects
- 3/10
- Dialogue
- 6/10
- Rewatchability
- 5/10
“Seasonal vacancies available. Protective clothing strongly advised.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56
Synopsis and movie facts
It's just days before Christmas in London, but not everyone is full of good cheer - as a maniac with a pathological hatred of Santa Claus stalks the streets, butchering any man that’s unlucky enough to be wandering around dressed as Old Saint Nick.
- Released
- 1984
- Directed by
- Edmund Purdom
- Running time
- 87 min
Starring
- Edmund Purdom as Inspector Harris
- Alan Lake as Giles
- Belinda Mayne as Kate
- Gerry Sundquist as Cliff Boyd
- Mark Jones as Detective Sergeant Powell
- Kelly Baker as 'Experience' Girl
- Caroline Munro as Caroline Munro
- Kevin Lloyd as Gerry
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