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CrapScore 66, Certified Crap

Dollman

“He's the toughest cop on the planet Arturus -- but on earth he's in over his head!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A hard-boiled alien cop lands on Earth and discovers he is only thirteen inches tall. Tim Thomerson treats the size discrepancy as another professional annoyance, giving the miniature gun battles the deadpan seriousness of a full-sized police procedural.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Small cop. Full-sized attitude problem.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66

Synopsis and movie facts

Brick Bardo is a traveller from outer space who is forced to land on Earth. Though regular sized on his home planet, he is doll-sized here on Earth, as are the enemy forces who have landed as well. While Brick enlists the help of an impoverished girl and her son, the bad guys enlist the help of a local gang. When word leaks out as to his location, and all hell breaks loose, Brick is besieged by an onslaught of curious kids, angry gang members, and his own doll-sized enemies, and he must protect the family who has helped him and get off the planet alive.

Released
1991
Directed by
Albert Pyun
Running time
82 min

Starring

  • Tim Thomerson as Brick Bardo
  • Jackie Earle Haley as Braxton Reed
  • Kamala Lopez as Debi Alejandro
  • Humberto Ortiz as Kevin Alejandro
  • Nicholas Guest as Skyresh
  • Judd Omen as Mayor
  • Michael Halsey as Cally
  • Frank Doubleday as Cloy

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