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CrapScore 65, Certified Crap

Doghouse

“On the piss, on the pill, on the menu!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 65, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A men's getaway reaches a village where infected women have become cannibalistic attackers. The practical gore is inventive, but the comedy depends heavily on crude gender caricatures and laddish behaviour. A rougher horror-night pick for viewers who can tolerate the dated battle-of-the-sexes framing.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “The lads' weekend has found a village with extremely hostile hospitality.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 65

Synopsis and movie facts

A group of men, heading to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce, soon discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals.

Released
2009
Directed by
Jake West
Running time
89 min

Starring

  • Stephen Graham as Vince
  • Danny Dyer as Neil
  • Noel Clarke as Mikey
  • Emil Marwa as Graham
  • Lee Ingleby as Matt
  • Keith-Lee Castle as Patrick
  • Christina Cole as Candy
  • Terry Stone as Sergeant Gavin Wright

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 20606.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review criticises the gender caricatures and Dyer's crude dialogue while praising accomplished gore effects.

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