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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

DOA: Dead or Alive

“They're the ultimate fighters. They've got the looks. They've got the moves, and the men fall at their feet.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A fighting tournament brings together rivals whose wardrobes appear to have their own stunt department. Glossy combat and an absurd conspiracy carry the attraction; take the exposition as the interval between moves rather than expecting the game world's rules to make sense.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The dress code is flexible. The plot is doing the splits.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

Four beautiful rivals at an invitation-only martial-arts tournament join forces against a sinister threat. Princess Kasumi is an aristocratic warrior trained by martial-arts masters. Tina Armstrong is a wrestling superstar. Helena Douglas is an athlete with a tragic past. Christie Allen earns her keep as a thief and an assassin-for-hire.

Released
2006
Directed by
Corey Yuen
Running time
87 min

Starring

  • Devon Aoki as Kasumi
  • Jaime Pressly as Tina Armstrong
  • Matthew Marsden as Max
  • Holly Valance as Christie Allen
  • Sarah Carter as Helena Douglas
  • Natassia Malthe as Ayane
  • Kane Kosugi as Ryu Hayabusa
  • Collin Chou as Hayate

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