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CrapScore 68, Certified Crap

Dick Dynamite: 1944

“If you don't know his name... then you don't know Dick.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 68, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A team of commandos battles a Nazi scheme involving zombies and an attack on New York. This Scottish action spoof pushes wartime heroics into comic-book splatter, complete with jokes about translating its own soldiers. The committed tone makes its handmade excess feel purposeful.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “A wartime mission conducted at the volume of a comic-book explosion.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 68

Synopsis and movie facts

In the dying days of World War II, Dick Dynamite and his ragtag team of Nazi-killing commandos must stop a group of depraved German scientists from turning the population of New York into flesh-eating zombies.

Released
2024
Directed by
Robbie Davidson
Running time
87 min

Starring

  • Gary Snars Allan as Dick Dynamite
  • Olly Bassi as SS Colonel Maximilian Schtacker
  • Shaun Davidson as Dash Dalton
  • Valerie Birss as Agent Jennings
  • Scottie David as Lieutenant Hosenkopf
  • Andy Moore as Napalm Jeff
  • Irvine Welsh as Mikael Leznik
  • Alec Westwood as Noel Moschus

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 612565. Review uses a different release year; the catalogue follows the canonical TMDB release date.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the consistent gonzo tone, entertaining absurdity and jokes in the Scottish character's subtitles.

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