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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

Dead Snow

“Eins, Zwei, Die!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A snowy cabin holiday turns into an encounter with undead Nazi soldiers. The horror clichés are advertised in advance, then buried beneath increasingly enthusiastic gore. The familiar setup takes patience, but the wintry splatter gives a group plenty to react to.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The ski report now includes armed corpses.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

Eight medical students on a ski trip to Norway discover that Hitler's horrors live on when they come face to face with a battalion of zombie Nazi soldiers intent on devouring anyone unfortunate enough to wander into the remote mountains where they were once sent to die.

Released
2009
Directed by
Tommy Wirkola
Running time
88 min
Original title
Død snø

Starring

  • Vegar Hoel as Martin
  • Charlotte Frogner as Hanna
  • Stig Frode Henriksen as Roy
  • Lasse Valdal as Vegard
  • Evy Kasseth Røsten as Liv
  • Jeppe Beck Laursen as Erlend
  • Jenny Skavlan as Chris
  • Ane Dahl Torp as Sara

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Dead Snow (2009), directed by Tommy Wirkola. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · rogerebert.com

    Roger Ebert criticises the accumulation of familiar horror devices and describes the film's knowing references and extravagant violence. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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