CrapScore 72, Premium Crap
Dam Sharks!
“Bite, Stack, Build!”
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Sharks start building river dams from human remains, creating a problem no ranger training should reasonably cover. The early scenes find a sarcastic comic rhythm before settling into more familiar attacks. Variable effects and an exceptionally silly ecological premise make it a natural novelty pick.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 5/10
- Plot
- 9.5/10
- Effects
- 7/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“The sharks have diversified into construction using unacceptable materials.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72
Synopsis and movie facts
Voracious sharks use human bodies to build dams.
- Released
- 2016
- Directed by
- James Kondelik
- Running time
- 79 min
Starring
- Jason London as Tanner Brooks
- Jessica Blackmore as Kate
- Kabby Borders as Joline
- Robert Craighead as Carl
- Matt Mercer as Pullman
- Paige Lauren Billiot as Skylar
- Neka Zang as Stella
- Eric Paul Erickson as Kenny
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 407628.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review praises the tongue-in-cheek opening and grotesque comic images but finds the latter half more routine.
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