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CrapScore 72, Premium Crap

Dam Sharks!

“Bite, Stack, Build!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 72, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Sharks start building river dams from human remains, creating a problem no ranger training should reasonably cover. The early scenes find a sarcastic comic rhythm before settling into more familiar attacks. Variable effects and an exceptionally silly ecological premise make it a natural novelty pick.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The sharks have diversified into construction using unacceptable materials.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

Voracious sharks use human bodies to build dams.

Released
2016
Directed by
James Kondelik
Running time
79 min

Starring

  • Jason London as Tanner Brooks
  • Jessica Blackmore as Kate
  • Kabby Borders as Joline
  • Robert Craighead as Carl
  • Matt Mercer as Pullman
  • Paige Lauren Billiot as Skylar
  • Neka Zang as Stella
  • Eric Paul Erickson as Kenny

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 407628.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the tongue-in-cheek opening and grotesque comic images but finds the latter half more routine.

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