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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

Cyborg

“He's the first hero of the 21st Century... and he's our only hope.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Jean-Claude Van Damme crosses a diseased wasteland pursued by a villain who appears to communicate principally through roaring. The story barely holds the fights together, but the industrial scenery, synthesizers and intensely posed action give Albert Pyun's future a forceful identity.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7.5/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
5.5/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “A vaccination programme conducted almost entirely through kicks.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

A martial artist hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump of the future.

Released
1989
Directed by
Albert Pyun
Running time
86 min

Starring

  • Jean-Claude Van Damme as Gibson Rickenbacker
  • Deborah Richter as Nady Simmons
  • Vincent Klyn as Fender Tremolo
  • Alex Daniels as Marshall Strat
  • Ralf Moeller as Brick Bardo
  • Dayle Haddon as Pearl Prophet
  • Blaise Loong as Furman Vux / Pirate / Bandit
  • Haley Peterson as Haley

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 10134.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review discusses Klyn's exaggerated performance, sparse plotting and slow-motion synthesizer style.

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