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CrapScore 63, Certified Crap

Cooties

“Please don't feed the children.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 63, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An elementary school's teachers discover that infected pupils have turned into an exceptionally hostile crowd. The faculty's existing frustrations become survival problems in a deliberately tasteless outbreak comedy. Strong supporting performers give the siege more personality than its one-joke premise suggests.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
3.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The staff meeting has become an emergency defence briefing.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 63

Synopsis and movie facts

A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.

Released
2014
Directed by
Cary Murnion
Running time
88 min

Starring

  • Elijah Wood as Clint
  • Alison Pill as Lucy
  • Rainn Wilson as Wade
  • Jack McBrayer as Tracy
  • Nasim Pedrad as Rebekkah
  • Leigh Whannell as Doug
  • Morgan Lily as Tamra
  • Rebecca Marshall as Emily Dopkins

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 241843.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the supporting cast's comic performances within the teacher-versus-infected-children setup.

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