Vanilla Ice rides into a small town and interrupts a young woman's life with musical swagger and extraordinarily confident flirting. The handsome cinematography makes the thin romance and ridiculous lines even more conspicuous, as if a luxury advert has developed a crush on itself.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
Acting
9/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
9.5/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
“Beautifully photographed evidence that confidence is not a screenplay.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 76
Synopsis and movie facts
Freewheeling, motorcycle-riding musician Johnny rolls into a small town with his band, and meets Kathy, an honor student who catches his eye. Meanwhile, Kathy's father, after being in the Witness Protection Program, is finally tracked down by two corrupt cops he escaped from years ago, who want the money he owes them.