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CrapScore 76, Premium Crap

Cool as Ice

“When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 76, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Vanilla Ice rides into a small town and interrupts a young woman's life with musical swagger and extraordinarily confident flirting. The handsome cinematography makes the thin romance and ridiculous lines even more conspicuous, as if a luxury advert has developed a crush on itself.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
9/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
9.5/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “Beautifully photographed evidence that confidence is not a screenplay.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 76

Synopsis and movie facts

Freewheeling, motorcycle-riding musician Johnny rolls into a small town with his band, and meets Kathy, an honor student who catches his eye. Meanwhile, Kathy's father, after being in the Witness Protection Program, is finally tracked down by two corrupt cops he escaped from years ago, who want the money he owes them.

Released
1991
Directed by
David Kellogg
Running time
91 min

Starring

  • Vanilla Ice as Johnny
  • Kristin Minter as Kathy
  • Naomi Campbell as Singer at First Club
  • Deezer D as Jazz
  • Kevin Hicks as Sir D.
  • Allison Dean as Princess
  • Sydney Lassick as Roscoe
  • Dody Goodman as Mae

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