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CrapScore 53, Certified Crap

Cold Harvest

“The Blackened Skies of Earth's Future ... A Wasteland Where the Only Law is a New Breed of Bounty Hunters”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 53, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A comet-ravaged world turns a bounty hunter's family trouble into a martial-arts western. Gary Daniels supplies the movement while slow-motion kicks and extravagant gunplay keep the apocalypse busy. The familiar revenge machinery works best when everyone stops explaining and starts fighting.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4/10
Plot
6.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
5.5/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The frontier has survived the comet. So has the flying kick.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 53

Synopsis and movie facts

A bounty hunter protects his dead brother's wife in a lawless world after a comet has devastated much of earth.

Released
1999
Directed by
Isaac Florentine
Running time
89 min

Starring

  • Gary Daniels as Roland Chaney / Oliver Chaney
  • Bryan Genesse as Little Ray
  • Barbara Crampton as Christine Chaney
  • David Sherwood as Barman
  • Isaac Mavimbela as Bouncer
  • Chris Buchanan as Bounty Hunter
  • Greg Melvill-Smith as Captain
  • David Dukas as Convoy Soldier #1

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 59268. Review uses a different release year; the catalogue follows the canonical TMDB release date.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review credits Bryan Genesse's villain and identifies the elaborate John Woo-influenced action.

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