Cockneys vs Zombies
“The undead are double dave”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.
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An East End bank robbery collides with a zombie outbreak, leaving a retirement home's residents to organise their own defence. The younger criminals are not the only people with useful survival instincts. Colourful swearing, committed veterans and an exceptionally slow chase keep the familiar zombie route entertaining.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6/10
- Plot
- 8/10
- Effects
- 3.5/10
- Dialogue
- 7.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 8/10
“The pensioners have declined to become the easy targets.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66
Synopsis and movie facts
A group of Cockneys arm themselves to rescue their elderly relative and his retirement home friends who are trapped and fighting off a zombie attack during a zombie apocalypse in the East End of London.
- Released
- 2012
- Directed by
- Matthias Hoene
- Running time
- 88 min
Starring
- Rasmus Hardiker as Terry
- Harry Treadaway as Andy
- Michelle Ryan as Katy
- Ashley Thomas as Mental Mickey
- Jack Doolan as Davey Tuppence
- Georgia King as Emma
- Tony Gardner as Clive
- Alan Ford as Ray Macguire
Research behind this pick
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- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Cockneys vs Zombies (2012), directed by Matthias Hoene. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · slantmagazine.com
Slant enjoys the convincing gore, colourful language and slow walker-versus-zombie chase while finding the overall plot progression familiar. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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