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CrapScore 52, Certified Crap

Clownado

“It's about to get twisted”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 52, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Demonic circus clowns travel by tornado, catching a mismatched group of survivors in a supernatural gore storm. The pitch is delirious and the practical splatter enthusiastic, but the long runtime and uneven momentum make the fun patchy. Better suited to tolerant splatter fans than a guaranteed party crowd.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
4.5/10
Rewatchability
4/10
  • “The forecast promises clowns. The pacing brings the real warning.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 52

Synopsis and movie facts

Cursed demonic circus clowns set out on a vengeful massacre using tornadoes. A stripper, Elvis impersonator, truck driver, teen runaway, and a dude get caught in the supernatural battle between femme fatal and the boss clown from hell.

Released
2023
Directed by
Todd Sheets
Running time
100 min

Starring

  • Linnea Quigley as Spider
  • Dilynn Fawn Harvey as Bambi Fawn Taylor
  • Eileen Dietz as Christine Tenney
  • Millie Milan as Molly Moore
  • Joel D. Wynkoop as Memphis 'Hurricance' Hawk
  • Jeanne Silver as Autumn Moonspell
  • Antwoine Steele as Dion Livingston
  • John O'Hara as Big Ronnie

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