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CrapScore 63, Certified Crap

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

“You’re invited to Orville’s coming out party! It’ll be a scream…Yours!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 63, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An obnoxious theatre troupe tries a graveyard ritual and discovers that the dead do not appreciate experimental performance. The squabbling takes its time before the zombies arrive. Pick it for a group that can enjoy the outrageous personalities as much as the eventual undead revenge.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “The audience has risen, and it wants more than a refund.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 63

Synopsis and movie facts

Six actors go to a graveyard on a remote island to act out a necromantic ritual. The ceremony works, and soon the dead are walking about and chowing down on human flesh.

Released
1972
Directed by
Bob Clark
Running time
86 min

Starring

  • Alan Ormsby as Alan
  • Valerie Mamches as Val
  • Jeff Gillen as Jeff
  • Anya Ormsby as Anya
  • Paul Cronin as Paul
  • Jane Daly as Terry
  • Roy Engleman as Roy
  • Robert Philip as Emerson

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972), directed by Bob Clark. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The review describes Ormsby's excessive performance and lengthy troupe exchanges, while noting his makeup work and the necromantic premise. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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