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CrapScore 60, Certified Crap

Cavegirl

“Rex is taking his first big trip...back 25,000 years!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 60, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A school trip deposits an awkward teenager in prehistory, where his priorities remain resolutely adolescent. The time-travel logic is flimsy and the humour very dated, but the determined collision of teenage comedy and caveman adventure has its own peculiar appeal.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “The field trip has missed the bus by several millennia.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 60

Synopsis and movie facts

On a class excursion to a cave with stone age paintings the clumsy Rex gets lost. A mysterious crystal opens a gateway in time and sets him back to the stone ages, where he meets a group of prehistoric fellows and the gorgeous Eba. While teaching her English and doing some pseudo-research on her fellows, his main goal is to get her sleeping with him. However the curiosity of the clan chief disturbs his attempts.

Released
1985
Directed by
David Oliver Pfeil
Running time
85 min

Starring

  • Daniel Roebuck as Rex
  • Cynthia Thompson as Eba
  • Darren Young as Dar
  • Saba Moor-Doucette as Saba
  • Jeff Chayette as Argh
  • Charles Mitchell as Char
  • Cynthia Rullo as Aka
  • Tom Hamil as Casey

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