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CrapScore 71, Premium Crap

Catwoman

“You can’t CATch her.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 71, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A timid designer becomes an acrobatic feline avenger and uncovers an evil cosmetics scheme. Frantic editing, awkward cat behaviour and rubbery digital movement make this superhero origin feel like a perfume advert that has escaped supervision.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
8.5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
5/10
  • “Nine lives, one cosmetics conspiracy and no convincing landing.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 71

Synopsis and movie facts

Liquidated after discovering a corporate conspiracy, mild-mannered graphic artist Patience Phillips washes up on an island, where she's resurrected and endowed with the prowess of a cat — and she's eager to use her new skills... as a vigilante. Before you can say "cat and mouse", handsome gumshoe Tom Lone is on her tail, fascinated by both of her personas.

Released
2004
Directed by
Pitof
Running time
104 min

Starring

  • Halle Berry as Patience Phillips / Catwoman
  • Benjamin Bratt as Tom Lone
  • Sharon Stone as Laurel Hedare
  • Lambert Wilson as George Hedare
  • Frances Conroy as Ophelia
  • Alex Borstein as Sally
  • Michael Massee as Armando
  • Byron Mann as Wesley

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