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CrapScore 76, Premium Crap

Cats

“You will believe.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 76, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Human faces peer from digital cat bodies while a competition for a mysterious new life unfolds in song. Inconsistent scale and unsettling character design make the expensive spectacle feel less like a musical and more like a very elaborate fever.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
10/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “A musical hairball that the visual-effects department could not cough up.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 76

Synopsis and movie facts

A tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life.

Released
2019
Directed by
Tom Hooper
Running time
110 min

Starring

  • Francesca Hayward as Victoria
  • Judi Dench as Old Deuteronomy
  • Idris Elba as Macavity
  • Jason Derulo as Rum Tum Tugger
  • Jennifer Hudson as Grizabella
  • James Corden as Bustopher Jones
  • Ian McKellen as Gus, the Theatre Cat
  • Taylor Swift as Bombalurina

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