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CrapScore 68, Certified Crap

Casino Royale

“Casino Royale is too much for one James Bond!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 68, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Retired James Bond returns to a spy world overflowing with substitute Bonds, elaborate distractions and incompatible comic ideas. The lavish 1967 spoof keeps changing direction as if somebody has lost the briefing. A fascinating ensemble jumble with striking design, scattered laughs and very little interest in coherence.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Too many Bonds have attended a meeting without an agenda.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 68

Synopsis and movie facts

Sir James Bond is called back out of retirement to stop SMERSH. In order to trick SMERSH, James thinks up the ultimate plan - that every agent will be named 'James Bond'. One of the Bonds, whose real name is Evelyn Tremble is sent to take on Le Chiffre in a game of baccarat, but all the Bonds get more than they can handle.

Released
1967
Directed by
Robert Parrish
Running time
131 min

Starring

  • Peter Sellers as Evelyn Tremble
  • Ursula Andress as Vesper Lynd
  • David Niven as James Bond
  • Orson Welles as Le Chiffre
  • Joanna Pettet as Mata Bond
  • Daliah Lavi as The Detainer
  • Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond
  • Deborah Kerr as Agent Mimi

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 12208.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the disconnected spectacle, atrocious puns and several effective comic routines.

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