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CrapScore 70, Premium Crap

CarousHELL

“Step right up and die!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 70, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A mistreated carousel unicorn leaves the ride to settle a score, taking slasher logic to a magnificently petty extreme. Broad characters, offbeat jokes and surprisingly committed practical gore keep the plastic villain busy. This is an intentional horror comedy with craft behind its very stupid idea.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “One carousel unicorn, zero customer-service skills.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

Duke hates his job. He has to let kids climb on his back and ride him for hours every single day. But one brat finally pushed him too far. Duke has broken free of his ride and is on a bloody rampage of revenge. He's going to murder that kid and anyone that gets in his way.

Released
2016
Directed by
Steve Rudzinski
Running time
70 min

Starring

  • Steve Rimpici as Duke (voice)
  • Sé Marie as Laurie
  • Haley Madison as Sarah
  • Chris Proud as Preston
  • Judy H.R. Kirby as Laurie's MILF
  • Steve Rudzinski as Joe
  • Teague Shaw as Lunchbox
  • P.J. Gaynard as Cowboy Cool

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