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CrapScore 84, Premium Crap

Cade: The Tortured Crossing

Premium Crap. CrapScore 84, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An enhanced hero confronts sinister experiments in a world that appears almost entirely pasted together. The green-screen spaces, stiff interactions and enormous moral ambitions make every scene a fresh visual riddle, although the effect can become exhausting.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
9/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
10/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “An entire action thriller trapped inside the world's strangest video call.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 84

Synopsis and movie facts

An identical AI twin restores an old mental asylum, where he takes it upon himself to mystically train the patients as warriors for humanity and justice.

Released
2023
Directed by
Neil Breen
Running time
100 min

Starring

  • Neil Breen as Cade Altier / Cale Altier
  • Judy Lay as Patient Ann
  • Gwendolyn Brown as Patient Amy
  • Eric Lum as Patient Tim
  • Landon Munoz as Patient Alan
  • Amy Solomon as Dr. Burns
  • Nicole Butler as Dr. Kurtz
  • Leslie McKinney as Police Chief

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