Bloodsucking Bastards
“Work. It sucks the life out of you.”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 61, rated by 1 admin.
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A new boss transforms a struggling office with methods that go considerably beyond performance reviews. The vampire metaphor is obvious, but the workers' comic chemistry gives it a pulse. Modest action and an underpowered finale keep this workplace bloodbath from reaching its full potential.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 5/10
- Plot
- 7.5/10
- Effects
- 4/10
- Dialogue
- 6.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“Management has found a new way to drain the staff.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 61
Synopsis and movie facts
A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.
- Released
- 2015
- Directed by
- Brian James O'Connell
- Running time
- 84 min
Starring
- Fran Kranz as Evan
- Joey Kern as Tim
- Joel Murray as Ted
- Pedro Pascal as Max
- Emma Fitzpatrick as Amanda
- Zabeth Russell as Elaine
- Yvette Yates Redick as Zabeth
- Justin Ware as Andrew
Research behind this pick
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- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Bloodsucking Bastards (2015), directed by Brian James O'Connell. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · rogerebert.com
RogerEbert.com praises Fran Kranz and the comedy but criticises the visual style, limited visible action and restrained final escalation. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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