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CrapScore 47, Certified Crap

BloodRayne

“Revenge never tasted so sweet.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 47, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A half-vampire goes looking for revenge and finds a star-studded medieval slog. Billy Zane brings a welcome spark to the portentous speeches, but the awkward sword fights and sleepy stretches make this more of an endurance test than a guaranteed party starter.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
6/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
5/10
Rewatchability
3.5/10
  • “An impressive guest list for a very tired vampire party.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 47

Synopsis and movie facts

In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne escapes and plots to take down her father, Kagan, the evil vampire king. When she's discovered by three vampire hunters, she manages to convince them to spare her life and join her cause. But slaying a vampire as powerful as Kagan will be no easy task.

Released
2006
Directed by
Uwe Boll
Running time
94 min

Starring

  • Kristanna Loken as Rayne
  • Ben Kingsley as Kagan
  • Michelle Rodriguez as Katarin
  • Michael Madsen as Vladimir
  • Matthew Davis as Sebastian
  • Will Sanderson as Domastir
  • Geraldine Chaplin as Fortune Teller
  • Udo Kier as Regal Monk

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