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CrapScore 74, Premium Crap

Blood Diner

“First They Greet You, Then They Eat You.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 74, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Two brothers run a restaurant while assembling a human sacrifice for an Egyptian goddess, producing a catastrophic overlap between catering and religious instruction. This is knowingly outrageous splatter comedy, with enough manic invention to keep the menu deeply unpredictable.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “Today's special requires a very unusual supplier.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 74

Synopsis and movie facts

Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

Released
1987
Directed by
Jackie Kong
Running time
88 min

Starring

  • Rick Burks as Michael Tutman
  • Carl Crew as George Tutman
  • Roger Dauer as Mark Shepard
  • LaNette La France as Sheba Jackson
  • Lisa Elaina as Connie Stanton
  • Roxanne Cybelle as Little Michael
  • Dino Lee as King of White Trash
  • Sir Lamont Rodeheaver as Little George

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